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I’m a ten year old girl and I do not know what to wear for Halloween

I DON’T WANT A COSTUME THAT COULD BE FOUND ONLY ONLINE.

I want to be a Pirate, but every pirate costume for 10 year old girls has a dress, or pink skirts or dresses.

I don’t want to have a boys costume, or no masks or wigs, retro costumes, no clowns or like joker, no funny costumes, but maybe a horror costume. But no witches or devils. (i was that last year)
I don’t want to be dress liked someone on TV, or no bride costumes. I don’t want any masks.Please no bug or princess or medieval costume. College, career, classic, story tale, animal, vampire, angel, deluxe, disney, egyptian, colonial costumes. I don’t want to be a fairy, a princess, a flapper, or a rub ix cube. (anything couple related, like the three musketeers.) No wizard, or a gypsy, or cute. and no countries, cities, M&Ms, OR sassy costumes.
so practically, no girly costumes, boy costumes, or funny ones. no ninjas, ruffles, or something like this: www.spirithalloween.com/product/Hip-Punk… or not appropriate for school like this: http://www.spirithalloween.com/product/Punk-Bolero-Child-Jacket/

and please no answers like "you don’t have to be anything for Halloween or make like a homemade costume because those don’t really work for me.

BTW, I don’t want these super long skirts that you can’t see your knees and please actually search instead of google-ing it and finding the first result.

I was looking at the flapper who was spilling feathers and sequins everywhere.
NO000000 sparkly stuff

duh amd of course its coming up soon and u guys are gonna be like dont be anything for halloweeen and deal with it but i wont……… i just cant

I hate to copy other peoples costumes so please don’t list
Cowboy
Scream
Medusa
Bat
Candy Corn Witch (I don’t want it anyway)
or a Devil Bride
and PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE NO 2 YEAR OLD STUFF!!!
(I got a good result but was for toddlers)

It don’t want to wear a tank top under it because my stomach shows or anything.
And I do NOT want to be a Domo when I mean scary. (My friends keep telling me that)

PLEASE DO NOT USE SPIRIT HALLOWEEN, PARTY CITY, OR HALLOWEEN TOWN AND HALLOWEEN CITY.
I want a pirate costume for halloween with no skirts but if you can’t find one can you find me another one? (which is based on that list above, but will be SUPER hard)
sorry and thanks for the trouble

And btw please list at least 5 results and your previous costume ideas (if you could find the link that would be GREAT.

{*I also have a dog so can you list CUTE dog costumes, but no costumes that look like there standing on two feet ( http://www.spirithalloween.com/product/star-wars-yoda-pet-costume/ )

something cute like this ( http://www.spirithalloween.com/product/darth-vader-pet-costume/ )
(tell me if I should buy this costume or find another one)

but then again im christian so maybe a scary costume isnt a good idea-

whatever..

cant think of some them give me your past costumes.

so uh never mind about the zombie thing.

im a tomboy should i shoot for pirate?/??

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