PLEASE READ WHOLE THING!*

I’m a ten year old girl and I do not know what to wear for Halloween

I DON’T WANT A COSTUME THAT COULD BE FOUND ONLY ONLINE.

I want to be a Pirate, but every pirate costume for 10 year old girls has a dress, or pink skirts or dresses.

I don’t want to have a boys costume, or no masks or wigs, retro costumes, no clowns or like joker, no funny costumes, but maybe a horror costume. But no witches or devils. (i was that last year)
I don’t want to be dress liked someone on TV, or no bride costumes. I don’t want any masks.Please no bug or princess or medieval costume. College, career, classic, story tale, animal, vampire, angel, deluxe, disney, egyptian, colonial costumes. I don’t want to be a fairy, a princess, a flapper, or a rub ix cube. (anything couple related, like the three musketeers.) No wizard, or a gypsy, or cute. and no countries, cities, M&Ms, OR sassy costumes.
so practically, no girly costumes, boy costumes, or funny ones. no ninjas, ruffles, or something like this: www.spirithalloween.com/product/Hip-Punk… or not appropriate for school like this: http://www.spirithalloween.com/product/Punk-Bolero-Child-Jacket/

and please no answers like "you don’t have to be anything for Halloween or make like a homemade costume because those don’t really work for me.

BTW, I don’t want these super long skirts that you can’t see your knees and please actually search instead of google-ing it and finding the first result.

I was looking at the flapper who was spilling feathers and sequins everywhere.
NO000000 sparkly stuff

duh amd of course its coming up soon and u guys are gonna be like dont be anything for halloweeen and deal with it but i wont……… i just cant

I hate to copy other peoples costumes so please don’t list
Cowboy
Scream
Medusa
Bat
Candy Corn Witch (I don’t want it anyway)
or a Devil Bride
and PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE NO 2 YEAR OLD STUFF!!!
(I got a good result but was for toddlers)

It don’t want to wear a tank top under it because my stomach shows or anything.
And I do NOT want to be a Domo when I mean scary. (My friends keep telling me that)

PLEASE DO NOT USE SPIRIT HALLOWEEN, PARTY CITY, OR HALLOWEEN TOWN AND HALLOWEEN CITY.
I want a pirate costume for halloween with no skirts but if you can’t find one can you find me another one? (which is based on that list above, but will be SUPER hard)
sorry and thanks for the trouble

And btw please list at least 5 results and your previous costume ideas (if you could find the link that would be GREAT.

{*I also have a dog so can you list CUTE dog costumes, but no costumes that look like there standing on two feet ( http://www.spirithalloween.com/product/star-wars-yoda-pet-costume/ )

something cute like this ( http://www.spirithalloween.com/product/darth-vader-pet-costume/ )
(tell me if I should buy this costume or find another one)

but then again im christian so maybe a scary costume isnt a good idea-

whatever..

cant think of some them give me your past costumes.

so uh never mind about the zombie thing.

im a tomboy should i shoot for pirate?/??

O_o < ( ? )
K THANKS

List Super Villains from the DC and Marvel Universe that fail to be threatning, scary, evil, and reasons why.I’ll start.
Calender Man A guy that commits his crimes according to relevance of the month. Truly one of the dumbest concepts, costumes, and been named one of the worst Batman enemies. It would take Punisher 2 minutes or less to shot this embarassment. Calender Girl a spin off of Calender Man which makes her just as lame.
Man Ape
Leap Frog
Ape Man
Bird Man
Cat Man
Dragon Fly
Frog Man
All these Super Villains look like they belong on a episode of Scooby Doo. When Black Panter comes across Man Ape I think he’s thinking what dumb idea will they come up with that outdoes this guy. More people would be afraid of a dog with rabies than all the embarassing clowns above.

Stilt Man A guy in giant stilts. He looks like a reject from the Circus, and truly more goofy than threatning.
Toyman A guy that creates violent toys. Superman should beat up this clown rather than keep throwing him in Jail. Even Green Arrow (Oliver Queen) who has no super powers was more annoyed with his toys than afraid when he was facing him in the DC Series Justice.

Sergeant Harold Cash sidestepped the flipping acrobats and knocked at the trailer door marked DIRECTOR. A husky voice bade him enter.

"Mr. Birdie?" Cash asked. "Clyde Birdie? You the man who runs this circus?"

"Yes. How can I help you?"

"I'm investigating the murder of Larry Conroy, your accountant. I understand you found the body."

"Yes. The owner hired him to go over our books. I put him up in the trailer next door and gave him all our books, bills, receipts, the works."

"He didn't work full time for the circus, then?"

"No way. The owner felt circus people couldn't be trusted when it came to money, so he always hired someone with no connection to our way of life."

"How did you come to find the body?"

"Well, while he was working, Conroy would always lock himself in the trailer. Wouldn't open the door to anyone except a person whose accounts he was going over that day. Anyhow, last night when I walked by his trailer, I noticed the door was open. I looked in and found him slumped over his work with a knife in his back."

"I also understand he wasn't quite dead when you found him," Cash said.

"Yes. I saw his fingers twitching. He was mumbling something. I called for help, but he died before anyone could get here."

"Did you manage to hear what he was saying?" Cash asked.

"Yes. I told the other police who were here. Mr. Conroy kept saying 'Joey' over and over. Then he died."

"Joey? That could be the name of his killer. Do you have anyone working for you named Joey?"

"No. And I don't think you understand, Sergeant. Joey is circus talk for a clown. All clowns are called Joey. Mr. Conroy was going over the clowns' expenses recently."

"Clown, huh?" Cash thought a moment. "How many clowns do you have working for you?"

"We're a small traveling circus, Sergeant. Lots of our people do two or three jobs. We have three part-time clowns: Giggles, Happy Boy, and HeeHaw."

Ten minutes later Cash was talking to a tall, thin man who was feeding chunks of meat to caged lions and tigers.

"Yep. When I'm not taking care of the cats, I'm Giggles," the man said.

"You weren't born with the name Giggles," Cash said.

"No, but that's what I go by around here. Now, what would you like to know?"

"How well did you know Larry Conroy, the man hired to audit the circus' books?"

"Didn't know him at all," Giggles said, moving from the lions to the tigers. "The owner hired a different accountant every year. Rubes, the lot of them. Usually we got lectures on cutting back on expenses to help out. This circus is always in financial trouble. Got to compete with tv, computer games, and special effects movies."

"Where were you at about seven o'clock last night?"

"In my trailer putting on my Giggles make-up and costume. We had a show last night, and I was on at eight, right after the high wire act."

Cash tracked down Happy Boy inside a huge tent, leading horses around a ring.

"Conroy?" the part-time clown asked. "Yeh, I met him once. He asked me about some bills I submitted for shoeing my horses and having a vet check their legs."

"Your horses?" Cash asked.

"Well, not mine, really, but I've grown so close to them I think of them as mine. This Conroy guy had obviously never been around circuses. He asked me if those things were absolutely necessary."

"Were they?"

"A horse's legs are its most valuable asset, Sergeant. Especially a performing horse. If I don't take care of them, they'll be hurt and I'll be out of a job."

"Where were you at about seven last night?"

"I had just finished my act, and I was in the stalls, wiping down and combing my horses."

"Your name wouldn't be Joey, would it?"

"No. It's Jake, why?"

"No reason. Could you tell me where I could find HeeHaw?"

"Probably outside tending to the elephants. He loves those big grey beasts about as much as I love my horses."

HeeHaw was a large man who was waving a white baton in front of three elephants. With each movement the pachyderms performed a different trick, first "dancing," then rearing on their hind legs like pet dogs.

"I never met the guy personally," HeeHaw said in answer to Sgt. Cash's question, "but I found a note from him on my trailer door. He wanted to see me today about some bills I submitted."

"Was he specific about what he wanted?

"Something about the cost of feed for the elephants. He thought it was too high."

"Was it?"

"You're as dumb as he was. Do you know how much an elephant eats every day? And I've got three of them here to take care of. And I'll tell you something: I'm not going to starve these beautiful animals just to save a couple of bucks. They not only perform, they do a lot of heavy work around here like putting up the tent supports."

"May I ask where you were last night at about seven?" Cash asked.

"Sure. I do my clowning bit between the horse act and the high wire act. I had just finished and was in my trailer removing my make-up to get ready for the elephant routine that came later."

"Do you know of anyone who would want to see Larry Conroy dead?" Cash asked.

HeeHaw shrugged. "Maybe somebody who had a secret he didn't want uncovered by an audit. Don't ask me for names– that's about as specific as I can get."

Sergeant Cash headed back to his car, his head spinning from the information he had gathered.

"Got to sort all this out," he told himself. He leaned on the hood of his car and examined his notes from that day.

"Of course," he snapped his fingers. "I know who killed Larry Conroy. Now all I have to do is investigate him a little more thoroughly."

Ok do hers the deal:
I have two dogs, one English springer spaniel, black and white classic tri, and a black and white English Springer border collie mix, and I need a costume for them. We have already done , Minnie and Mickey, naked cowgirls, and clowns. This year we want something cute, but original. We only have one idea, but we aren’t sure how it would work. We were thinking a racehorse and jockey? Help!!

(I also need a costume so if you add that too it would be a BIG help!!)

My daughters are both dressing as clowns for trick or treating tomorrow night- my dog also has a clown costume and we have planned to take him. However, the more I've thought about it today, the more it has started to dawn on me that people might would rather I not bring the dog because we will be going to THEIR houses and around THEIR dogs.. I need opinions- take him, or leave him home?