every year I enter my dog in this costume contest. There are different categories… we are going for the "funniest" costume. My dog is a black chihuahua, and he’s dressing as a clown. we’ve got the costume, hat, and colorful wig… its sooo cute! anyway, hes gonna ride across the stage in a "mini parade float" (we r decorating a little wagon with balloons to make it "clowny"! are there any ideas to make it really funny… or other suggestions??? Thanks!